I'm going to call Sevi and be like, "Hey, I'm having unprotected sex, I might be getting pregnant, as we speak."

This day could not have been any more random. I spent half the day on my Twitter talking about what was going. So instead of drowning you all out with my stories I'll just proceed with a some quotes with some comments attached to them.

Random Occurrence # 1:
Quote: "I'm going to give you an A because you're such a nice person." - History Professor
-The story behind this is that I had to meet with my online history teacher who pretty much thought I was cute so he gave me an A. I completely missed an entire part of my paper that he was reviewing, and should have received a C, but he literally gave me a A because I was a "nice person." Whatever, he can look all he wants as long as he gives me a good grade...

Random Occurrence # 2:
Quote: "I want you to yell racial slurs at me!" - Diversity Professor
-The story behind this is that my Diversity teacher was trying to tell us to get all of our racial slurs out so we don't use them in the classroom. He literally was yelling the "N" word at us all that it completely made me uncomfortable. The racial slurs that I yelled were, "Ginger" and "Ranga." "No, redheads aren't a race, but they discriminate against us, sir!" Jonah, Summer Heights High

Random Occurrence # 3:
-Quote: "I'm going to yell an ethnicity at you, and you tell me a stereotype!" - Diversity Professor (DP)
DP: "Italian!"
British Woman in my Class BW: "Spaghetti"
DP: "Germans"
BW: "Nazi's"
DP: "Blonde"
BW: "Bimbo!"
-Yes, the woman who sits next to me, a blond girl, yelled "Bimbo!" when she heard "Blonde." She apologized right after she said it, but I was laughing hysterically. I thought that what she was yelling was funny as hell.

Random Occurrence # 4
-Quote: "Okay students, we're going to play password now. I want you two to play and who wants to give and who wants to receive?"

Random Occurrence # 5
-Quote: "No, I love this baby, this baby in my stomach, you don't even have a baby yet." - MB
Me: "That does not make any sense, that is like me calling Sevi and saying, 'I'm having unprotected sex right now I think I'm getting pregnant as we speak!'"

Seriously, what the fuck? This is what my life is like...and I LOVE IT. I wouldn't change it for the world! Busy days coming up, Lifeguard L tomorrow and tattoo shop with the husband on Saturday, I'll be posting pictures FOR SURE!

xoxo,
LtotheSS