Kidneys who needs em

Ha so we have this kid named Penny in our platoon and well he's always sayin he'll fight ya kick your teeth in just talkin crap constantly so the other day we were going through the trucks and layin everything out and he said he'd take me anywhere anytime so i was like alright lets get this over with and so we started rollin and he tried hip tossin me i mean he's like 6'1" 145 lbs ha not gonna happen right so i let him go for it and get himself of center and i throw him down and he's about as squirrely as it gets and he got out from under me somehow but it was perfect we ended up in north south position so i sunk a guiliteen on him but couldnt sink it from north south so i picked him up and jumped up and got him into my guard and sunk it and tapped him out instantly.

You would think that'd get him to shut up right ha no not with him said i cheated or something even tho it was clean level two moves the whole way. Later that day Bolo and i were messin around and well he has like 45 lbs on me and he smoked me right in the kidney one of those make ya drop type blows. Walking turned into an unpleasant process so hiking mountains was really not all that fun.

Fast forward a few days and well the pain had gone away thought i was over it right well again Penny starts runnin his mouth again so i told him i'd ball him up again no worries so we rolled inside the tent and i held him in my guard the whole time while he was tryin to use his gangly arms against me and well he finally got a leaning choke into position so i tried to put my hips up to stretch him out and get him off me and well i was done all the pain in my kidney came back and killed me when i tried again to stretch him again mine was shot and yeah i tapped just to get him off me ha so now his ego is like huge when i could easily have had him again but ha i'll just have to crush him a little more next time go for an arm bar or leg lock to make it hurt a little.