The Bloggers With The Most To Say
May 23-May 31
Hi friends!
We decided it was about time for SINT newsletter WEEK II. Same song, same dance...just a different week and new secrets for D and I to give our 2 cents on. Here we go!
Female from Illinois: "I know that I'm over 300 lbs, but I can't find the motivation to save my own life."
D: Stop lying. I’m sure they will understand that being an accountant isn’t something you want to do right now. I hope you know that Hooter’s girls have a shelf life. Have a backup plan.
Sarah: You should just tell them now. Just say “Mom, Dad. I’m a stripper. [long awkward pause] Just kidding! I work at Hooters.” Then they’ll realize it could be a lot worse.
Male from Arizona: "I'm straight but my penis isn't."
D: Sucks to be you.
(D thought this meant that the man has a crooked penis…I interpreted it a little differently.)
Sarah: So you like to look at girls, but your wiener likes boys? Solution=pre-op transsexual? Looks like a chick but you can still play swords.
Male from Arizona: "I broke into someone's house when they weren't home, pooped, then left. Of course I flushed so no one will ever know I was there."
D: Well at least you flushed.
Sarah: Why? Seems like an awful lot of work to just take a deucer.
Peace out! (yeah, I know no one says that anymore...but i'm bringin it back!)
-D and Sarah
We decided it was about time for SINT newsletter WEEK II. Same song, same dance...just a different week and new secrets for D and I to give our 2 cents on. Here we go!
Female from Illinois: "I know that I'm over 300 lbs, but I can't find the motivation to save my own life."
D: Losing weight is a constant struggle for almost everybody. If your health is in danger, maybe its time to find some real motivation. This reminds me of a secret that we got in. The person said “Nothing tastes as good as being thin feels.”
Sarah: You have an increased likelihood of heart disease, diabetes, cancer, arthritis, and your life expectancy is decreased by 7-10 years…that motivation enough?
Female from New Jersey: "I lie to my parents about where I work so they will be proud of me. They think I'm an accountant, I work at Hooters."
Sarah: You have an increased likelihood of heart disease, diabetes, cancer, arthritis, and your life expectancy is decreased by 7-10 years…that motivation enough?
Female from New Jersey: "I lie to my parents about where I work so they will be proud of me. They think I'm an accountant, I work at Hooters."
D: Stop lying. I’m sure they will understand that being an accountant isn’t something you want to do right now. I hope you know that Hooter’s girls have a shelf life. Have a backup plan.
Sarah: You should just tell them now. Just say “Mom, Dad. I’m a stripper. [long awkward pause] Just kidding! I work at Hooters.” Then they’ll realize it could be a lot worse.
Male from Arizona: "I'm straight but my penis isn't."
D: Sucks to be you.
(D thought this meant that the man has a crooked penis…I interpreted it a little differently.)
Sarah: So you like to look at girls, but your wiener likes boys? Solution=pre-op transsexual? Looks like a chick but you can still play swords.
Male from Arizona: "I broke into someone's house when they weren't home, pooped, then left. Of course I flushed so no one will ever know I was there."
D: Well at least you flushed.
Sarah: Why? Seems like an awful lot of work to just take a deucer.
Peace out! (yeah, I know no one says that anymore...but i'm bringin it back!)
-D and Sarah
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