One more time...

It was brought to my attention yesterday that it is common practice for everyone to wander to the fridge repetitive times in hope that something that will appear like magic.

I have watched my brother for years with fascination about this... he checks the fridge as soon as he walks in the house at night then about 10 minutes later he will check again and then scream out to me "don’t worry there is nothing new there" then an hour will pass and he will check again just to make sure... and sure enough, still nothing.

I have always thought he is incredibly strange for this habit, if there is nothing there then nothing is there, give up, move on and drive to McDonalds or check the back of the cupboard, you may find something good!!

Last night I was talking to a friend about her ex boyfriend, she went there AGAIN, this was time number 5 or 6. Each time it ends in disaster and rants saying “NEVER AGAIN” but we all know till you are 100% sure there is nothing there at all you keep going back.


As she was talking I started to think...


Are ex boyfriends like fridges... you keep going back there hoping that something will be there, hoping that something would have changed from the last time that you checked in there....
You hold hope that if you check “just one more time” that a chocolate will appear, something will change but unfortunately it never does.


A leopard doesn’t change its spots, a fridge does not make food magically appear and boys don’t change!

To the person this is about stop checking the fucking fridge!!! The fridge will make you FAT!!
So go look in the cupboard!!

But I still love you x