Thanksgivings Forgivable Sin: Gluttony

There are few holidays where it is appropriate to wear your over sized sweat pants and jock strap (if you're kinky like that) to the dining table. Thanksgiving trumps almost all holidays in my heart. Why you ask? Well...food of course. Every year I sit around the table with the people I love (and the few that I hate) to drown ourselves in gravy bowls and stuffing. Nothing tops the feeling of loosening your pants so the extra 3 inches of belly fat that you have accumulated from eating for 5 straight consecutive hours can get a little breathing room...you feel me?

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