The drunk over nighter that never was ; )

Hello all you pretty ladies,

I have to tell you about my date this evening it was one of epic proportion, being on the fishy site I seem to be finding many eligible single bachelors which I have been calling flounder because that is what they are turning out to be. This one guy we will call him patron, seemed normal seemed great oh boy was I wrong after picking me up at my house we decided to go get a little drink before dinner which turned into shots and another drink, keep in mind this is a Wednesday night, what a fish I thought as I sat there in my beautiful silk dress thinking boy this guy can drink, after a lovely dinner I noticed patron getting somewhat hammered… ladies has this ever happened to you? Go on a date with a handsome man turns into a sleazy fish? It was incredible

So here is the real kicker as I am getting partially annoyed and tired ready for the date to be over already HE STATES “ So I can crash at your place right,” as I laughed to myself HELL NO was flashing on my forehead who do these losers think I am to let them just stay at my place… I had to put this jerk in his place “ no you cannot stay at my place sorry.” And his response “well I took you out didn’t think it would be a problem.” What is wrong with all the men today they wouldn’t know a classy lady if it hit them in the head.  I was forced to take a stand and tell him, “I am leaving and taking a cab home,” and he had the nerve to ask me “common just let me crash on your couch” yuck these men make me sick.

The next day the phone calls and the texting started unbelievable, does this ass not get the point omg a girl leaves you at the bar she is probably and utterly most likely “NOT THAT INTO YOU”

My final text “THANK YOU FOR A GREAT NIGHT BUT I AM JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU”

THE TRUTH HURTS AND WILL SET YOU FREE

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