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"Week III"...kinda
Hi Friends!
So, I guess we're not too good about the "weekly" part of the weekly newsletter. Unfortunately, that pesky 9-5 gets in the way. Thus, we're going to make this more of a "whenever I can get to it" newsletter.
We have one semi-exciting site update: Last night we added a "Poll of the Day"...HoooRAY! :-) I'm not gonna lie, it might be my new favorite function of the website. I love polls and I LOVE statistics (refer to "May 14-May 22" newsletter, I have already let be known that I'm a pretty big nerd). Also, polls makes me feel like my opinion really matters....when it never seems to in real life. And now it's time for us to pretend like our opinions matter again and tell you about our favorite secrets of the "week".
Male From Tennessee: "I mentally slap people throughout the day. I slap anyone from Janitors to Presidents/CEO's all m'fing day!! When they say or do something stupid, I mentally slap the shhh out of them PASSIONATELY-with a smile on my face. It helps me make it through what would have been a stressful day."
D: Haha...this is one of my favorites! All that mental slapping must give you a headache.
Sarah: I didn't really think this secret was all that great, until I tried the man's tactic. The next day at work, I mentally slapped the shit out of a annoying coworker of mine and by geroge it made me feel better. It also made me kind of laugh when I imagined his reaction. So, if you ever see me and I start laughing to myself, it means I just mentally slapped you.
Male From Virginia: "I signed the papers to finalize my divorce this week...You really can't turn a ho into a housewife."
D: Lesson you should have learned in college.
Sarah: Of course you can! Just add the letters "ousewife" to "ho".
That's it for now.
Peace out!
D and Sarah
So, I guess we're not too good about the "weekly" part of the weekly newsletter. Unfortunately, that pesky 9-5 gets in the way. Thus, we're going to make this more of a "whenever I can get to it" newsletter.
We have one semi-exciting site update: Last night we added a "Poll of the Day"...HoooRAY! :-) I'm not gonna lie, it might be my new favorite function of the website. I love polls and I LOVE statistics (refer to "May 14-May 22" newsletter, I have already let be known that I'm a pretty big nerd). Also, polls makes me feel like my opinion really matters....when it never seems to in real life. And now it's time for us to pretend like our opinions matter again and tell you about our favorite secrets of the "week".
Male From Tennessee: "I mentally slap people throughout the day. I slap anyone from Janitors to Presidents/CEO's all m'fing day!! When they say or do something stupid, I mentally slap the shhh out of them PASSIONATELY-with a smile on my face. It helps me make it through what would have been a stressful day."
D: Haha...this is one of my favorites! All that mental slapping must give you a headache.
Sarah: I didn't really think this secret was all that great, until I tried the man's tactic. The next day at work, I mentally slapped the shit out of a annoying coworker of mine and by geroge it made me feel better. It also made me kind of laugh when I imagined his reaction. So, if you ever see me and I start laughing to myself, it means I just mentally slapped you.
Female From Pennsylvania: "You're a neurotic, crazy shut in and I can't stand you. You got me into trouble because of my dog and now she can't stay with me. It's called an adjustment period you a**hole. Anyway, a wedding invite showed up for you in my mail the other day, it was very pretty and by golly, I'm sure it would have been a lot of fun but it ended up in the trash. Guess you won't be going to that affair. Karma sucks you jerk!"
D: Doesn't karma work both ways?
Sarah: Haha! Love it! Sneaky, conniving...brilliant!
D: Doesn't karma work both ways?
Sarah: Haha! Love it! Sneaky, conniving...brilliant!
Female From Michigan: "I can't remember the last time I had fun."
Sarah: Bad memory? Or sucky life? If it's a memory thing, I heard doing a sodoku a day can really help. If it's the latter, then it's time to change your life up. Life isn't always a crazy, exciting, and fun journey. Try to find fun in the small things. For instance, make fun of a co-worker, mentally slap someone, ride the mechanical horse at the mall that's meant for children, wear your shirt backwards to work/school and act like nothing is wrong, stare at people through points of your fork and pretend they are in jail, write a short story using "Alpha-bits" cereal...and that was right off the top of my head. The options are endless, but if you need more suggestions, feel free to email me, contact@never-told.com.
Sarah again: I thought that "Girls just want to have fun"? Wow, just completely dated myself. It's Cyndi Lauper circa 1984, for those youngins who aren't down with their 80's pop princesses.
(I had two completely different thoughts and D had nothing...so you get my opinion...TWICE!)
Sarah: Bad memory? Or sucky life? If it's a memory thing, I heard doing a sodoku a day can really help. If it's the latter, then it's time to change your life up. Life isn't always a crazy, exciting, and fun journey. Try to find fun in the small things. For instance, make fun of a co-worker, mentally slap someone, ride the mechanical horse at the mall that's meant for children, wear your shirt backwards to work/school and act like nothing is wrong, stare at people through points of your fork and pretend they are in jail, write a short story using "Alpha-bits" cereal...and that was right off the top of my head. The options are endless, but if you need more suggestions, feel free to email me, contact@never-told.com.
Sarah again: I thought that "Girls just want to have fun"? Wow, just completely dated myself. It's Cyndi Lauper circa 1984, for those youngins who aren't down with their 80's pop princesses.
(I had two completely different thoughts and D had nothing...so you get my opinion...TWICE!)
Male From Virginia: "I signed the papers to finalize my divorce this week...You really can't turn a ho into a housewife."
D: Lesson you should have learned in college.
Sarah: Of course you can! Just add the letters "ousewife" to "ho".
That's it for now.
Peace out!
D and Sarah
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