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Best SPAM comments ever

Ok so a lot of times I don't even read spam comments but sometimes I do just to check and be sure something didn't slip through the cracks and is real. Although as of yet, nothing has been. And with some new plugins, it's pretty much impossible. Anyway.. the point!

 

What's your best SPAM comment? I got this one and my friend Kate said I should approve it just because it's so funny. I didn't. But here it is:

 

It’s so hard to get backlinks these days, honestly i need a backlink by comments on your blog / forums or guestbook to make my website appear in search engine. I am getting desperate Now! I know you’ll laugh while reading this comment !!! Here is my website penis enlargement I know my comments do not relate to the topic, but PLEASE HELP ME!! APPROVING MY COMMENT!

 


I also got this one which I thought was pretty funny and Kate, sweet friend that she is, said are you sure that one isn't real? LOL

 

The next time I read a blog, I hope that it doesnt disappoint me as much as this one. I mean, I know it was my choice to read, but I actually thought youd have something interesting to say. All I hear is a bunch of whining about something that you could fix if you werent too busy looking for attention.

 

So what's funny stuff you've gotten as comments?

 

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Permalink Reply by Rebekah Meinecke on July 27, 2011 at 12:31pm

"Please for humanity’s sake please do it once
I have made a blog at blogger.com Since i have added a google adsense in the blog but haven’t made a penny with this. I need your help and support to help PAY MY Tuition Fees. I need your only 3 to 5 minutes approximately

What you have to do is
1.go to Google.com and search “Kwotz-Golden Words of Life”
2.then visit my blog from the the search results.
3.Remain on the page i.e Kwotz for one minute or so and do some random surfing
4. click ONE of the ads that appeals to you from ADBoxes and visit there.
5.remain on that page for one minute or so and do some random surfing.
and that’s it.

NOTE:DO NOT visit the blog directly. Visit through Google . Only ONE click is needed.
I will be grateful to you.
May God Bless You."

 

Really????!!!

Permalink Reply by debi on July 27, 2011 at 5:11pm
Hahahahah I love it.
Permalink Reply by Stephanie Iris on September 1, 2011 at 10:42am

May God Bless You?

 

For googling his blog? Holy crap whats wrong with people.

Permalink Reply by Sandy on September 9, 2011 at 10:03am
Wow, if that person thinks putting in adsense will send them through college, they are insane. I do appreciate his dedication; college is expensive.
Permalink Reply by Gina on July 27, 2011 at 12:36pm

I delete all mine, and I don't get regular spam because I have Disqus installed, but I did have a bunch of crap come through awhile back. Somebody used fake email addresses and the names of really famous authors like Kurt Vonnegut and Thomas Pynchon  and commented all over my blog, "You think Stephen King sucks? Guess what? YOU SUCK" and "Twilight is for girls, grow some balls" (I am, by the way, a girl, thankyouverymuch)

Permalink Reply by debi on July 27, 2011 at 5:12pm
Hahahahahahaa I love the very mature argument "no, YOU suck." Always a classic. :)
Permalink Reply by Lacey Bean on August 4, 2011 at 10:40am

I just got this one, which I think is AWESOME"

 

"Please back away from the keyboard right now! Of all the dag nab darn fool things I’ve read on the internet, this pile of malarkey takes the friggin cake. I wasn’t expecting “Charles Dickens”, but crikey mate, reading this is making my teeth ache…"

 

Hahahahaha.

Permalink Reply by Stephanie Iris on September 1, 2011 at 10:41am

That is the freakin best.  I am so impressed.

 

ANNNNNND I just rhymed too.  Its contagious.

Permalink Reply by Lorraine on August 4, 2011 at 10:46am

I've never gotten any really funny ones but HOLY JEEZY, my spam comments has gone up about 100x in the last month or so. The break down is such:

 

40% "Buy facebook likes!" comments

30% "Unlock iPhone 4 now" comments

30% "This was useful information. Thank you. I have bookmarked this page" comments.

 

LAME.

 

Permalink Reply by Arjit Srivastava on August 4, 2011 at 12:43pm

My favorite spam comment, which I did approve, but sadly, the post got deleted. (My bad, really!)

 

You write such vulgar posts, with so many vulgar images, please email me all these porn images you have to me @ xyz@xyz.com

And then, he posted the same comment on about 5-6 posts, I had to disable anonymous comments, then. But, it was horribly funny... begging for mailing porn photographs, on a blog post. Damn, it did bring me loads of visitors, too. :P

Permalink Reply by Stephanie Iris on September 1, 2011 at 10:40am
HAHA that is the best by far.
Permalink Reply by Stephanie Iris on September 1, 2011 at 10:40am
what the hell does this even mean? sooo random.

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