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I'm a sucker for cheesy/clean pickup lines. So please keep it civil.

My favorite is...."Let's make like fabric softener and Snuggle"

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"You must be retarded, 'cause I can tell you're special from waayyyyy over there."

Okay, that's never worked. I've tried it about 10 times and they just get really insulted. My friends always make me do it because they don't have the audacity to.

That's as civil as I can get. Sorry. The rest of the cheesy/clean ones I have are the ones everyone knows: "Do you have a quarter?' "Are you tired?' etc.
i can't believe that line has never worked.... i'm gonna try it asap.
"Are you pregnant? Or just really hot?"
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I've got a knife,
Now get in the van.
HAHAHAHA ooh man i love it
(With hands on shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.

Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.

Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date?

Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my ass? A damn little kid with wings shot me.

I cheated, I looked some up =)
* Did it hurt? What hurt? When you fell from heaven?

*Are you jamaican? Cause Ja-makain me crazzy!

* Do you have a map? Why? Cause I keep getting lost in your eyes.

and my ultimate favorite:

* Aren't u tired? Why? Cause you've been running through my mind all day!

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I suppose "Let's shower together" doesn't qualify as a "clean" pick-up line.
i prefer "screw me if i'm wrong, but is your name yolanda?"

again, probably not "clean"...
do you have a raisen?

no?

how about a date?!


tickles me everytime!
damn someone beat me to it

how about

If you were a pirate, would you put your parrot on this shoulder or that shoulder?

(manuever so your hand ultimately lands around them on the furthest shoulder..)

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