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If I had a nickel.

Fill in the blank: If I had a nickel for every time ___________________________ was said to me or about me, I'd be rich.

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Permalink Reply by Sweeney on January 16, 2013 at 5:27pm

If I had a nickel for every time someone sent me something Fifty Shades related... well, I wouldn't be rich and I wouldn't even be able to afford that much-needed therapy, but I could probably buy a cheap bottle of wine.

Sorry, I don't follow instructions well.

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Permalink Reply by Lorraine on January 16, 2013 at 5:45pm

Really, who is going to get rich of nickels anyways? I should ammed to, "If I had $3.75 for every time..." Something like that.

Then we might be able to bottle of the good stuff. Not that it would last very long.

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Permalink Reply by Sweeney on January 16, 2013 at 5:46pm

That's true. Thanks for pointing out that it was your shitty prompt that was the problem.

(I kid. I also failed to follow the structure of the prompt, SO THERE'S THAT.)

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Permalink Reply by Lorraine on January 18, 2013 at 1:15pm

WHATEVER SWEENEY. IT'S A SAYING.

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Permalink Reply by Shelly on January 16, 2013 at 7:43pm

$3.75! Hello King Sized Snickers!

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Permalink Reply by Lorraine on January 18, 2013 at 1:15pm

That I will not share.

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Permalink Reply by Shelly on January 16, 2013 at 7:39pm

How about if someone thought of you every time they saw 50 shades? Because I do. That has to count for something. Like an imaginary nickel...AT LEAST!

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Permalink Reply by Lorraine on January 18, 2013 at 1:17pm

I love that the thought process must be something like, "Hey there's that terrible book.. LORRAINE AND SWEENEY."

Cool.

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Permalink Reply by Shelly on January 18, 2013 at 3:29pm

It's exactly like that! But it's all out of love!

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Permalink Reply by Lauren on January 20, 2013 at 2:37pm

One time I was blanking on the title and I said to one of my guy coworkers "whats that terrible book everyone's talking about?" He got it in about 5 seconds.