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Worship Wednesday Vol. 4: Everyone wants some Nugs
An Ode to the Nuggles:
Oh my Nuggles,
How I worship thee.
Your clever laugh, your careless abandon
The way you stalk me from my tree.
I find i could not live without the way
you whisper "meet me in the kitchen" in my ear.
I hope that you can stay,
and please have no fear
that i will always want to do naughty things to you, my dear.
Even though you root for the wrong hockey team,
Your impeccable taste in music
will always make me scream
with unbridled passion for your amazingness.
What would i do without my nuggles?
Whose boobs would i admire with passion,
Who would i text with all my struggles?
And without you, with whom would i make fun of banana republic fashion?
So my dear, you must stay
with your clever pussy picture
for without you i will never find a way
to get the right roofie mixture.
Lets give our Nugs a little love! We all know we would be lost without her and her sarcasm!
Replies to This Discussion
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Permalink Reply by Amanda @ stlstateofmind on -
Dearest Nuggle Wuggle,
I want you to want me... I NEED YOU TO NEED ME... ok I'll stop singing now.
Remember that one time you popped my skyping cherry? That was grand time. I enjoyed your Brooklynese accent, although it's not the best I've ever heard. I once met a hairlip from Brooklyn... we won't talk about that now though.
Everytime No Sleep Til' Brooklyn comes on I think of my one true love... and that is you.
I Love you like two pigs love pork.
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Permalink Reply by R...RAWR on -
Epic poem is EPIC, Rose Tits!
Nugs, as soon as I'm done with work; I'm going to make you a video. Yes, just like the ones we PM about.
Rawr.
Also? I love you. I don't know how to say that in Brooklynese, but the sentiment still stands. I can't wait to start planning the "Great 20sb Kidnap". I'll bring duct tape, and you can sort out the kitchen. Maybe a hockey stick or two?
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Permalink Reply by Nyx on -
Nugs. I love you. I think about you constantly. I feel the need to text you at random points during the day - not because I need to, but because you are *thatfuckingawesome*. I dream of you, darling Nugs. I also have kitchen envy - why? Because yours is awesome. A work of art.
If I had a penis, I would whisk you away, and we would make passionate love all. Day. Long. And then we'd wake up. And do it again. Since I lack a penis, I'm unable to do that. And so I must make due, with my penis-less self, and settle for watching for you in chat. I've even forgiven you for your taste in hockey teams.
My eyes light up with I see that adorable kitty picture.
People with kitties as their profile pics are awesome. Obviously.You bring sense and snark where it's needed, darling sassy girl.
I love you m'dear. Just...don't tell my heart...
My achy breaky heart....
;)
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Permalink Reply by Mandy Moore on -
I ride space shuttles just to see thee....
and I would probably most definitely sit in a tree.
To stare at you while I carve your name into my arm.
Because that's just how motherfucking awesome you are.
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Permalink Reply by Nuggles on -
This is the funniest thing I ever seen I have ever seen in my life. I want to create an epic poem for all of your bad-assery and publish all of our poetry in the textbook for Stalking 101.
Shit, that was a long run-on.
Kidnapping, you say?
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Permalink Reply by Smile Soup on -
huggles for nuggles!
xoxo
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Permalink Reply by Sara Nipples on -
I've been friends with Nugs since forever ago. Her blog was one of the first blogs I ever read, and *little known fact*: I used to think she was a dude. (Probably because of the sexual chemistry.) She leaves the most hilarious comments, she makes the best sexual references in the chat room, and ZOMG HAVE YOU SEEN HER BOOBS?
Nuggers, I love you. We will meet one day, and we will hump. And it shall be beautiful.
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Permalink Reply by Alexandra Tsaritsa (call me Tsa) on -
I used to think she was a dude, too, because of the cheetah avatar. I think I upset her when I told her that... :/
Still gotta love the Nugz.
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Permalink Reply by Lily Boob on -
I've been saving this one... but this is for you Nuggles:
You're the best!
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Permalink Reply by Lorraine on -
I would say how much I love you, here on the thread, but I'm also right outside your window, waving and making little heart signs with my hands.
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