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About Me:: I'm a drinker with a writing problem. I don't write for a living, but I want to. I never know what to say in these things, so I'm just going to make a list of things that are awesome: great white sharks and probably other sharks as well, zombies, zombie sharks, peanut butter, Guinness, pockets, puppies, sarcasm, whiskey, being old enough to know better but doing it anyway... Um, okay. Now for a list of things that are NOT awesome: breaking nails, day jobs, and ants. I don't like 'em.

How long have you been blogging:: A while, but for this particular site, a few months.

Fill in the blank: "People who like _________ will love my blog!": drinking, humor, paranoia, failing pick up lines, shamelessness and no pride, Mystery Science Theater 3000-type commentary on the occasional celebrity sighting, and the occasional (bad) haiku.

What makes you different from other bloggers?: If there is another heavy drinking, sarcastic and humorously self-deprecating and hopeless blonde who lives in Los Angeles but hates it and just wants to be paid to write for a living and maybe sit around and eat fried things in their underwear, by all means, raise your hand because I think we would be good friends. Probably. You like bacon, right?

At 3:52pm on September 30, 2010, Bianca said…: Haha, thank you for the compliment!! I have plenty more horrible dating stories, that's for sure, and I don't even need to be sloshed to tell them to you! I'm loving your blog too, by the way, and I think once you start writing some dirty limericks you'll have to send one or two my way so I can post them on my blog. You know, for added exposure!

At 2:50pm on August 29, 2010, Lisa Marie Miller said…: Hey
Just been reading yor blog. I like it :)

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At 11:24pm on August 23, 2010, Penny Ann Galecki said…: Hey, Welcome to the site. Please check out my blog and I'll be sure to swing by yours.
http://tipopez.blogspot.com/

At 10:33am on August 18, 2010, Orion 'Nips' Swift said…: That is too funny! How sad not to be able to not digest bacon.

At 7:37am on August 17, 2010, Orion 'Nips' Swift said…: Bacon is so money...I feel bad for the Jews.

At 12:21am on August 17, 2010, Rolfe Norman said…: Well this is the 12th season of Big Brother, and I started watching season three when I was in middle school. And I've been addicted ever since. The game has made many changes throughout the years. Some seasons are better than others. This season is not that great, but it is because the cast is boring. I love this show! And Will Always Watch! HAHA

At 2:09am on August 12, 2010, Orion 'Nips' Swift said…: I like bacon! Welcome to 20sb.

At 1:35am on August 12, 2010, Luis Campos said…: Hiya,

Welcome to 20sb.

Check out my blog:
http://myluchalibrelife.blogspot.com/

At 5:41pm on August 11, 2010, Michael Larrick said…: Awesome blog!

You should check out my humor blog http://happyberfdaytome.com

I think you’ll enjoy it.

At 5:39pm on August 11, 2010, Mei said…: Hi!
I just checked out your blog.
You might like mine as well, Diary of a Fair Weather Diver.
Have a super day!
Mei